Cake Shop · Shenley Church End, Milton Keynes
The Grumpy Cook Menu & Prices
From the first bake of the morning to afternoon treats, these are the 41 items we would expect to see at The Grumpy Cook in Shenley Church End, Milton Keynes.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Grumpy Cook. Always ask staff about allergens.
Cake by the Slice
- Carrot cake sliceVN £4.00 Spiced carrot and walnut sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting.
- Black Forest gâteau sliceV £4.45 Chocolate sponge, kirsch-soaked cherries and whipped cream with chocolate curls.
- Red velvet sliceV £4.25 Crimson cocoa sponge with cream cheese frosting and crumb decoration.
- Lemon drizzle cake sliceV £4.40 Zesty sponge soaked in lemon syrup with lemon curd and buttercream.
- Victoria sponge slicePopularV £3.95 Light vanilla sponge sandwiched with strawberry jam and vanilla buttercream.
- Salted caramel sliceV £4.45 Caramel sponge layered with salted caramel sauce and silky buttercream.
- Biscoff cake sliceV £5.20 Caramelised biscuit sponge, Biscoff buttercream and a crunchy biscuit crumb.
Whole Celebration Cakes
- Photo cake 10" (serves 25–30)V £70.50 Large single-tier cake printed with your edible photo image.
- Lemon and raspberry cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £43.00 Lemon sponge with raspberry jam and lemon buttercream, topped with fresh berries.
- Two-tier celebration cake 6"/8" (serves 30)V £161.00 Stacked sponge tiers in your choice of flavour with smooth buttercream finish.
- Drip cake 8" with personalised messageV £61.50 Buttercream cake with a chocolate drip, sweets and your message on a plaque.
- Carrot cake 6" (serves 8–10)VN £32.00 Spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and sugar-paste carrots.
- Victoria sponge 6" (serves 8–10)PopularV £29.50 Classic jam and buttercream sponge, finished with a dusting of caster sugar.
- Red velvet cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £46.50 Layered red velvet sponge with cream cheese frosting and piped rosettes.
- Number cake (two digits)V £63.50 Shortbread or sponge number layers piped with cream and decorated with fruit and flowers.
Custom & Occasion Cakes
- Bespoke birthday cake (from)PopularV £69.00 Designed to your theme with sugar-paste figures, toppers and hand piping.
- Corporate logo cake 10"V £66.00 Large tray-style sponge with your logo printed or piped for office events.
- Christening cake 8"V £82.50 Soft pastel sponge cake with fondant decoration and personalised name.
- Gender reveal cake 8"V £50.50 Neutral outside with a pink or blue surprise sponge and sprinkles inside.
- Three-tier wedding cake 6"/8"/10" (serves 80)V £401.00 Elegant stacked tiers with semi-naked or smooth buttercream finish and fresh flowers.
- Wedding cake consultation and tastingPopularV £29.50 Sample flavours and plan your tiers, finish and flowers with our decorator.
- Bento lunchbox cake 4"V £21.50 Mini two-layer cake with a short message, boxed in a cute clamshell.
Cupcakes & Mini Treats
- Cupcake bouquet (12)V £41.00 Twelve cupcakes piped as flowers and arranged in a gift bouquet.
- Cake pops (box of 6)V £14.50 Cake crumb and frosting dipped in candy melts on a stick, decorated to theme.
- Box of 12 mini cupcakesV £19.00 Bite-sized cupcakes in assorted flavours with colourful toppings.
- Box of 6 assorted cupcakesV £17.00 Mix of our daily flavours, boxed and ready to share or gift.
- Chocolate cupcakePopularV £3.15 Moist cocoa sponge with chocolate buttercream and sprinkles.
Cheesecakes, Brownies & Bakes
- Triple chocolate brownieV £3.75 Gooey brownie packed with milk, white and dark chocolate chunks.
- Brownie box (6)V £20.00 Six thick brownies in mixed flavours such as Kinder, Biscoff and Oreo.
- New York baked cheesecake slicePopularV £5.25 Dense, creamy baked vanilla cheesecake on a buttery digestive base.
- Rocky road slabV £3.70 Chunky chocolate traybake with marshmallows, biscuits and a dusting of icing sugar.
- Lotus Biscoff cheesecake slicePopularV £4.45 No-bake cheesecake swirled with Biscoff spread on a crushed biscuit base.
- Oreo cheesecake sliceV £5.80 Cookies-and-cream cheesecake topped with whipped cream and Oreo pieces.
- BlondieV £4.15 White chocolate blondie with a chewy caramelised edge and soft middle.
Tea & Other Drinks
- Earl GreyPopularVVGGF £2.70 Fragrant bergamot-scented black tea served by the pot.
- SmoothieVVGGF £4.50 Blended banana, berries and apple juice, made to order.
- Peppermint teaVVGGF £3.20 Refreshing whole peppermint leaves steeped to order in a glass pot.
- Hot chocolateVGF £3.50 Creamy hot chocolate with optional cream and marshmallows.
- Chai latteVGF £4.35 Spiced chai concentrate with steamed milk and a cinnamon dusting.
- Fresh orange juiceVVGGF £3.55 Freshly squeezed orange juice served chilled in a tall glass.
- English breakfast teaPopularVVGGF £3.00 Pot of robust, malty black tea served with milk.
Ordering tips for The Grumpy Cook
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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